The Story of the Pirate House Cap'n Part 2...
So that day I be talkin to me pirates and thankin them for all the support for a crazy pirate. But I be lookin in me plunderins and I be realisin that there not be any thin left after me scandalous maraudin round thee globe.
This be it I be thinkin harr if all of me 1,448,040 crew be donatin $1 then I be able to afford the necessary plot, wood and work to be makin me pirate ship house. But if some of the scurvy naysayers be not chippin in then I be left in the drink wi nuthin but me scurvy.
So I be thinkin that if all me scurvy crew be not supportin the cause then I be givin thee booty to another worthy cause and supportin me mini-pirates so me besterest crew be not thinkin i be scameratin them and makin me walk me own plank!
Why be I plunderin such a large collecshun of treshur?
Because I cannot be just plunderin some ground and boltin some wood together as I be first imagining. The scurvy file-carryin kravat-wearin landlubbers be tellin me that if i be killin or injurin with me house then it not be like in the high seas where i sets sail with me plunderins, I get hung at the yard arm or be thrown in the brigg! Rotters! With me pirate dwellins I have to be satisfyin these scurvy suits who wrote this parchment
That be the rantins of the pirate cap'n, SO WHAT SAY YA?
I'm ye finest sea worthy pirate house supportin crew Or I'm a Scurvy plank-walkin festerin naysayer