The Story of the Pirate House Cap'n
A long long time ago...
One day the pirate house cap'n be comin back to his land dwellins from a faraway place of work, he be gettin back tired and unfulfilled to his dwellins that day and be thinkin, how borin be me day and then to be commin back to me borin dwellins to have walls and a roof harrr. Bein thee most worthy pirate cap'n of the sea I be deservin me own Pirate ship, YARRR. Howevar, I be livin in this cave so I reckons I be convertaytins to a grande Pirate Ship YAARR!!!
So I asks me ball and chain, hows about we be convertins it and she be sayins, Narrr it be a plan of the highest plonktitude. So I turns to me facebook and be thinkin if i get a scurvy crew to be of supportin then it not seem so plokerificatious to the missus!
Harrr, I be makin the facebook group and me mateys be laughin and I be laughin and all was merry and I be forgettin about it for 2 and a half long scurvy years. I then be makin me pirate life more excitin by leavin the house and the missus and travellin off on me pirate adventures around the globe to the edges of Aurstraliya, and finally New Sealand. Where i be settlin down with me new missus who be not be a naysayer at all and who be supportive of the maggots and not be mindin the scurvy. So I be mindin me own business one day and now I be gettin notice that me group be incredibly makin 1 million pirates! This be crazy talk.
So I tells it to me missus and she be like what harr of this pirate house? It be crazy but ye be a makin a good pirate and I be supportive of ye no matter how many maggots we might be gettin in the biscuits.
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