Final Donation Amount: $1,165.98 NZD (NZ Dabloons)

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Donashuns

Harr these be the terms and condishuns of this here donation project.

1. Ye be droppin ye gold into me chest wi nee sayins about what be happenins. If ye nee be agreed with this then ye canne walk the plank. As cap'n thee donashuns be done with what I be sayin be happenin.
2. There be nee gold be gettin back from the chest once ye be droppin it in.
3. If we be plunderin at least NZD (New Zealand Dabloons) $1,448,040 by midnight 31/1/2011 then the pirate house ship be gettin made and the rest of the plunderins be goin to the worthy disadvantaged mini-pirates. If we not be plunderin this amount of dabloons then the pirate ship house not be gettin erecteratored but I be givin the plunderins to the worthy disadvantaged mini-pirates anyway YARRR!
4. By thee disadvantaged mini-pirates I be meaning the charity the Wakatipu Abuse Prevention Network Inc. "The Wakatipu Abuse Prevention Network has been operating for over 16 years. They have a team of very experienced staff who work collectively to provide quality services and programmes relating to Family Violence, Rape and Sexual Abuse."
5. If ye not be likin this then there be no mutiny, ye be walkin the plank, and there be fins in the seas harrr.
6. I be askin at least 2 dabloons from each o yarr cos ye paypal be takin 50 cents per donayshun!

DONATION TIME IS NOW OVER, THANKS TO ALL WHO DONATED!